Fireworks and Sore vaginas

We had a full day yesterday~  Went to the 4th of July Parade where my daughter marched in her baton group.  It was hot, but we found a great spot under some trees.  Nice parade, big empty spots but overall nice.  Then went to Wendy's for lunch with my nephew.  Home to get Tyrone off his butt and listen to how wonderful he is that he got up in his wheelchair early so I could take us all to this fun filled family event...lol  So, now I gotta lay him down so he doesn't have to sit in his chair for 1378 hours, or something like that.  We don't want any bedsores, or chairsores, or whatever the hell can happen if he sits on his butt for 1378 hours in a row.  I know many people who do this all the time, I wonder if they ever get pressure sores?  I always tease my lil sis who watches movies all the time, I wonder if she ever gets couch sores on her butt, I'll have to ask her next time I see her....She's always telling me about different movies, she's the movie nerd...well mostly just a nerd....lol~  Sorry La-Teesha. Anyways...I work on my homework while Tyrone, and my youngest take naps!  I know!  I would like to take a nap, but I am mom, and therefore not allowed.  After 3 grueling hours on a paper about clinicians in the human services field (i know, right?) we all get up and have dinner with my oldest, who comes over on occasion to forage for food.  Seems her dear father and stepmother rarely have food...or good food...i don't know.  She proceeds to tell me about what has been going on in her life, like that the stepmother buys generic toilet paper and it's making her vagina sore.  I love how my daughter shares every single thought in her head outloud.  I had been wondering how her vagina had been, ya know, cause she's been out of diapers for quite some time now....holy Hell!~  So, we all eat dinner together and get ready to go see fireworks!  We had a pretty good time, kids played with some glow in the dark necklaces that some jackass has to go around and sell to the kids, so the kids say, "Mom! Mom!"  Can I have a glow in the dark necklace that I will wear this one time and then probably break and never wear again, and one day 5 years from now, you will find the broken pieces behind the couch?  Please?????  Well sure!!  I have too much money anyhow, I'd love to give it to the guy with a glow in the dark mohawk!  Anyways, fireworks, then sat for 57 hours waiting to get out of the parking lot.  why do I do this?  I like fireworks but is it really worth it to sit and inch yourself out of the parking lot for 57 hours when it is over?  Yup...so home we go!  Tyrone finally gets to see the cute little solar lights I bought and hung in our flower garden.  He never stays up this late, cause of the whole pressure sore thing...he is thrilled to catch a glimpse of the solar balls of wonderment!   As I expected!! I'm sure he will fall asleep tonight with a big ass grin on his face just thinking of my glowing balls!  I know that's the last thing I think about each night before my head hits the pillow.  Happy 4th of July everyone!