I can't believe it's been over a month since I blogged...I apologize to each of you who check hourly to see if I've posted anything new! I know there are many of you that sit on the edge of your seat to read my rants of unrelatable blabber..Well this is what I've been up to~ Tyrone, the demon child and myself had a pretty good summer...The demon child is turning 13 soon so her summer was filled with moments of funny laughter and smiling and then changed to hateful and loathing..i don't believe that I ever went through this as a child, my mother only had wonderful things to say about me and my childhood, about how much joy I brought her and she cherished each and every day with me as I was such a delight to have around...she waited 9 years to have another child after me and I am convinced it's because she was sure that she couldn't have a child better than me, so why try? Then one day...OOPS came my lil sis~ Anyways, back to me....so i had one of these wonderful daughters who brought me much joy too! Actually two of them..I think that while me and my now ex were conceiving these children, our thoughts were so far away of terrible teenage years...had we been able to see into the future perhaps things would be different~ lol just kidding..i love my kids and all that crap, i swear~ My oldest turned 18 so is now an adult and i can't tell her what to do no more, so that kinda sucks..not that she listened to me before but ya know..I tried. She's working and doing well, and hopefully staying out of trouble.. My youngest has been a tornado of moods swinging from delightful to demon like in less than 6.5 seconds looking at me as if she could tear out my eyes and stomp them to mush on the floor~Lord help me not to spiral out of control and do something unbelievably heinous like taking away her cell phone or throwing her out a window, both of which would be unforgivable in her eyes.. but if I threw her out the window I'd have to clean up all that glass, then I'd have to hang some sort of board up there or something so bugs don't come in the house and crawl into my brain...She's already lost the cell phone in the beginning of the summer, but I gave it back because it was more of a pain in the ass to ME that she didn't have it.. So now we're in 7th grade, big bad middle schooler...off to school yesterday for the first day..how was your first day, darling? Fine..Oh that's wonderful, glad you had such a wonderful day that you could sum it up in one word...looks at me as if i have horns coming out of my head and ventures to her room...ahh where's my valium?
