Chocolate Covered Orgasms

Have you missed me???  Yea, I've been busy and all...blah blah blah.  Okay, just lazy.  Whatever.  So Tyrone's brother came over for a birthday dinner today.  He likes chocolate cake.  I like chocolate cake.  Actually, I love chocolate cake.  I made a two layered triple chocolate fudge cake that did not fall apart while stacking, which is by far a huge accomplishment.  I put a layer of chocolate frosting in between the layers and around the top and side.  Then I finished it off with shavings of white chocolate chips, which my 14 year old said looked like dandruff.  It was "heavenly" ( FYI: when I use italics, it means that you must sing the word)  So we all had a slice and I am seriously considering going over and sneezing on it so no one touches anymore.  Tyrone's brother has diabetes, which I shouldn't have made it for him in the first place, but ya know, it's your birthday and crap and you really should be able to eat what you want on there.  Screw you Wilford Brimley!  Back away from my cake!  I mean...Tyrone's brother's cake.  Ya know, I would really be doing him a disservice if I let him take the rest of the cake home with him.  I must not let that happen.  I must keep the rest.  It was so moist and chocolately, I literally orgasmed.  Seriously.  I had to change my under wear.  Now that is a damn good chocolate cake!  And Cybil must not have thought much about the dandruff comment cause she cut herself a pretty good piece....lol 

So here's my post....short and sweet.  Very sweet.  As sweet as this chocolate cake, which I am seriously considering licking so no one wants any more.  That's how I roll.  Screw y'all.  Have a super sweet Sunday everyone!