Ya know about swagbucks? Well my little sister turned me on to this demonoid page about a year ago. It can be very profitable, if you are online 24/7. I, however, have a life, a pretty busy life at that. I cannot be online all the time, and if I could, then I would be on facebook endlessly stalking people and reading about their retarded little lives, and look at videos of cats playing the piano. I would also totally get all involved in all the fights, cause I find it quite entertaining. You know you love it to, don't fucking lie about it. Someone writes on their page something like " Some people are stupid hoes." Then the stupid hoe chimes in about she needs to watch her back cause if she treated her man better he wouldn't be lookin after the stupid hoe. Right about now, I am envisioning Nicki Minaj singing the beautiful melody "Stupid Hoe". If you haven't heard it, I suggest you stop what you are doing right now and youtube it. Stop!............ It's okay, you can come back to this later. It's kind of a ridiculous tune that gets stuck in your brain until you start crying while holding fistfuls of your hair, sitting naked on the sidewalk wondering what the hell happened. It totally has that effect on people, I swear. Cybil turned me on to it. I have to admit I am a Nicki Minaj fan. I think I'm trying to hang on to my awesome youth. I'm turning 39 in a couple of months and I'm about as happy about that as I would be if beetles started crawling into my ass. That would probably tickle. um...nevermind, what the hell was I talking about. Oh yea, those fucking swagbucks.
Anyway, you can earn more swagbucks by using the search engine. You can then buy things with your swagbucks. I am a bargain hunter so I try and search at least once a day. I have become quite good at typing in a search term hitting send, then deleting part of the word so more searches become available, quickly clicking on them and doing it all over again. The faster you are the more things you can search for, then the faster you are awarded swagbucks. I will start out with Home, then I might add Depot to that, then delete Depot, and jump to Home Interiors...etc. Do you get the picture?
So I type in Adam West, don't even ask me why, I type in the stupidest shit imaginable, don't know what part of the brain this surfaces from. Then I jump to Adam and Eve, then jump to Adam4Adam, which I find out is for gay men looking for gay men. I pause for a moment and I recall a conversation that Tyrone and I had awhile ago about the government watching over what we search on our computers looking for terrorists and shit. This causes me to laugh because in this one search frenzy I have searched for gay men, sex toys, and Home Depot. This does not look good and would most certainly give someone the wrong idea about me. Hmmm.....maybe now I should search heterosexual stuff. I really have to try harder and not looking like a gay man. Not that there's anything wrong with that! (For you Seinfeld boobs)
Carry on...
